Hello, my loves. Yes, I am still alive, but only managing to make it online about once a week at the mo.
Thought I would share a hilarious current news story with you in relation to Brian Cowen (our Barrack Obama/Gordon Browne).
I'm pasting directly from the RTE NEWS website www.rte.ie/news and here, first, is a little guide for some of what goes on in the story.
Taoiseach = Prime Minister/President (pronounced Tea Shock)
RTE = Radio Teilifis Eireann. (Irish Radio and Television)
Garda/Gardai = Police
Fianna Fail = Political party currently in power
Fine Gael = The main opposition political party
If you have a minute, do read. It's very funny.
STORY REPORTED MONDAY: Who sneaked nude paintings of Taoiseach Brian Cowen into two of Dublin's most prestigious museums?
That is the mystery surrounding what could be an act of artistic expression or civil disobedience.
An anonymous donor hung the painting in the gallery of the Royal Hibernian Academy beside the regular collection. When a visitor asked staff about the new nude, it was removed.
'We certainly can't condone work coming in this way,' said Rebecca Gale of the gallery, barely containing her smile.
She added that their open submission show, which opens in May, is the best route to get work onto the gallery walls.
'We'll be keeping an eye out for work coming in this way from now on,' Ms Gale said of the guerrilla tactic.
Another painting of An Taoiseach, this time naked on a toilet, was found at the National Gallery. It hung for 20 minutes before it was spotted, removed and handed over to gardaí.
One woman who saw the nude at the Royal Hibernian Gallery offered to buy it.
'It's reasonably well painted. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen,' conceded James O'Halloran of Adam's Fine Art Auctioneers & Valuers.
But the Royal Hibernian cannot sell it because it does not own it.
However, if the painter gets in touch with the gallery, they may just have a buyer - and a lot of questions from the gardaí.
APOLOGY FROM RTE, YESTERDAY: Editor's Note: On the 23 March 2009 Nine News, we carried a report on the illicit hanging of caricatures of the Taoiseach in two Dublin galleries. RTE news would like to apologise for any personal offence caused to Mr Cowen or his family or for any disrespect shown to the office of Taoiseach by our broadcast.
The 34-year-old man was questioned by detectives at Pearse Street Garda Station for two hours yesterday afternoon.
He was released without the charge and a file is being sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Gardaí began investigating the case yesterday morning. They identified the painter as a 34-year-old secondary school teacher, who lives in Rathgar in Dublin.
They phoned the man and he agreed to come in to Pearse Street Garda Station to be interviewed.
The man was not arrested and made a voluntary statement.
He also handed over five similar paintings of other senior politicians.
It is understood he admitted painting and hanging the two portraits of Mr Cowen on the walls of the National Gallery and the Royal Hibernian Academy.
The garda investigation into the matter was completed in less than six hours.
It is understood the man may be prosecuted for alleged criminal damage after he was captured by CCTV putting glue on to the gallery walls before hanging the pictures.
Fine Gael justice spokesman Charlie Flanagan has branded the investigation a gross affront to freedom of expression and a waste of garda time.
Mr Flanagan said it was a waste of resources for detectives to be probing 'what amounted to a practical joke that offended the Taoiseach's ego'.
'Today FM has clearly come under pressure to hand over emails about this matter while RTÉ News was obviously browbeaten into a grovelling apology,' he said.
'Freedom of expression is fundamental in a democracy.
'As politicians, we are frequently subject to unflattering comment and depiction but that is part and parcel of being a politician living in a free society.
'The Taoiseach's over-reaction to what amounted to satire is completely over the top.'
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